when you're wearing an awesome outfit. awesome. first day of spring weather awesome. no jacket no tights no stupid snow boots. when everything's good. when every woman you see tells you she loves your shoes. strangers stop you on the street awesome. on point awesome. then you go home at noon, and your kid runs up to you at the door. and he's a week from two, he's all giddy, yellin "pretty momma!" then he pukes all over you. but at least he missed the shoes.